You might be a redneck if you..........

[Mullet]

have a 68 Cobrajet short block in the trunk of your CL600 with license plates that read....... JODIRT

guilty

from a few years ago

 

[Mark06GT]

I think you would only be a redneck if you thought that by putting a second engine in your car, you would go faster.

 

[roketman]

You know your a Redneck when you have more car parts in your front yard than in your garage !

 

[junior]

A redneck ?,..., in a CL600 :rofl

 

[Triheart7]

I think you would only be a redneck if you thought that by putting a second engine in your car, you would go faster.

:lol:lol:lol:rofl

 

[Empty Pockets]

A redneck ?,..., in a CL600 :rofl

Well...mebbe he just BORROWED the durn car for a day - OR he stole it! :lol


If yew have an engine hangin' from the tree branch next ta yur kid's tire swing, yeeeeeew might be a Redneck.

If yewr front porch collapses and kills more that 4 dawgs...yeeeeew might be a Redneck.

If th' man with the most status in yewr neighborhood is th' guy with the most cars up on blocks in his front yard...yeeeeeew might be a Redneck.

If yewr wyfe has ev'r said to yew, "GIT THAT TRANNY OUTHTA TH' TUB - I WANNA TAKE A BATH...yeeeeew might be a Redneck.

Man, I sure gitta kick outta ol' Foxworthy's stuff! :biggrin 'Blue collar comedy tour is/was a riot!

 

[Triheart7]

If yewr wyfe has ev'r said to yew, "GIT THAT TRANNY OUTHTA TH' TUB - I WANNA TAKE A BATH...yeeeeew might be a Redneck.

A redneck wife takes a bath????

 

[Empty Pockets]

If yewr wyfe has ev'r said to yew, "GIT THAT TRANNY OUTHTA TH' TUB - I WANNA TAKE A BATH...yeeeeew might be a Redneck.

A redneck wife takes a bath????

As I und'rstand it ... one a year wh'thur they needz wun er not. Yup.

 

[Triheart7]

As I und'rstand it ... one a year wh'thur they needz wun er not. Yup.

I was thinkin thats what u was thinkin.

 

[donnymac]

I resemble that! :cheers

 

[t32b]

Yea, 'zactly. It's a stretch.
OTOH, if the short block kept clanking against a few cases of home made spirits, you might be in the ballpark.
But that AMG thing puts you in a very rarefied and unique trailer park category.

Verde

A redneck ?,..., in a CL600 :rofl

 

[RALPHIE]

Let me correct this:

If th' man with the most status in yewr neighborhood is th' guy with the most cars up on blocks in his front yard...yeeeeeew might be a Redneck.

To tell a rich Mexican in Chino - he has 2 Chevvies on blocks in the front yard.

 

[Mullet]

Yea, 'zactly. It's a stretch.
OTOH, if the short block kept clanking against a few cases of home made spirits, you might be in the ballpark.
But that AMG thing puts you in a very rarefied and unique trailer park category.

Verde

Sophisticated redneck :lol

 

[Empty Pockets]

Let me correct this:



To tell a rich Mexican in Chino - he has 2 Chevvies on blocks in the front yard.

Dat's "CHEBBIES", gringo...

(I know 'cause a good friend of mine IS Mexican.) (And we 'slam' each other all the darn time! :lol) (And YES! He IS here legally!:rofl)

 

[Blue Moose]

Redneck fire alarm!

:lol

 

[BlackICE]

Just put O'Reilly under that while he is interviewing Barney Franks!

 

[Mullet]

:lol

niiiiice

as a matter of fact I have 2 of those in the pantry. The level of redneckness in my house is rising.

 

[B O N Y]

sent that picture to our Fire Chief, he emailed me back saying that it might work....

 

[Chris A.]

Redneck Yacht:bored

 

[timcantwell]

The Texas plates don't hurt your cause either. If you lived in Connecticut, it would be less effective.