That's actually true. I am Borg.
The shine on your 40th Anniversary is unreal. I suspect that you may actually be a Transformer. No normal show car could gleam like that. Please share a photo of it in Transformer mode. Oh, I guess that would reveal your true identity and is not permitted. I will keep the real secret 07XL0027.
In quite possibly the worst photograph I have ever taken, this is your cousin Transformer.