Well written police report

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Subject: Shoplifter injured in Atlanta

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told
police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of
Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his
jacket... When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee,
drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for
Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one
of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear
to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Duggan was
transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken
arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken
ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken
jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
stabbing the Marine.

Now THAT was a well written Police report.

:usa
 
Sounds nice and concise! Falling from a curb while running is really dangerous!
 
Too bad the SFPD reports are not that well done! In SF they would have arrested the Marines for assault and battery with the intent to do bodily harm. The former SF DA choose not to seek the death penalty for a gang banger that shot a cop with a AK47. Now the former SF DA has a new job as California's Attorney General!

Why do I still live in CA?
 
Why do I still live in CA?

I sometimes wonder myself. Love to live here other than our strange government! (No politics intended.)
 
Why do I still live in CA?

So we have good excuses not to spend money on TT's?? :)
 
So we have good excuses not to spend money on TT's?? :)

It doesn't stop some with multiple residences or friends in the right places. :lol
 
why do i still live in ca?

weather!
 
Very nice, hope it was worth the laptop.
 
Nice!
 
As above, in the UK, the Marines would find themselves imprisoned for assault. The thief would go to the top of the housing benefit list and sell his story to the newspapers......

If it's a true story, it's a good one.
 
Now THAT was a well written Police report.

:usa


If only things actually worked out this way...
 
...injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after
stabbing the Marine.
He's lucky he's still breathing.

Semper Fi,
 
Too bad the SFPD reports are not that well done! In SF they would have arrested the Marines for assault and battery with the intent to do bodily harm. The former SF DA choose not to seek the death penalty for a gang banger that shot a cop with a AK47. Now the former SF DA has a new job as California's Attorney General!

Why do I still live in CA?

Good question! You may as well live in Cuba. I feel your pain. Thank God we just elected a new Republican governor in Ohio and re-elected a Republican in Arizona.
 
I think the real story is better. No need for "Tyrone Jackson" and broken bones spin.:willy

http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/crime-courts/2010-11-26/shoplifting-suspect-stabs-marine
 
No need for "Tyrone Jackson" and broken bones spin.:willy
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.