Useful advice from my Doctor.


Neilda

GT Owner
Oct 19, 2005
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London, UK
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following some simple advice, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr peas.
 
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:ack:ack You are on a roll, Neil!!!
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following some simple advice, I have finally found inner peace.

A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr peas.


:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl Hey, if it werkz fer YOU.......!
 
Ahhhh. Now I understand - you're typing just like Empty Pockets :lol
 
Ahhhh. Now I understand - you're typing just like Empty Pockets :lol


Hey! Hey!! HEY!!!

WATCH IT!!!!! :slap
 
Ahhhh. Now I understand - you're typing just like Empty Pockets :lol


No. Ep only types two languages. English and bad english. Neil is definitely speaking a california dialect ... surfer dude. :biggrin
 
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You could have obtained the same result if you met up with a Yank at Ye Grapes, Mayfair!