Spring Classes for Women

[RALPHIE]

Spring Classes for Women
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, June 20, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy –
Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? - Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase –
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and
Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without
Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering To Take a List To The Store;
Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed;
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered..
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours...

Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued
to the survivors.​

 

[Nardo GT]

Love it!!!!!:thumbsup:banana:cheers

 

[PL510*Jeff]

Now THAT'S funny!:rofl

 

[djs]

"
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours."

Now this is CLASSIC! I about fell off the chair from this one. The class should have a sub title of "and you don't need every new scented shampoo that comes out each month as well!":rofl

 

[Piccola]

They are missing a class called: "How to get ready in less than 10 minutes." A girl from work showed up today with curly (rather than wavy) hair. It looked really nice and I complimented her on it. Now normally, girls at work get mad at me, because I fail to notice and comment on changes to their appearance. Therefore I was rather surprised when she looked disappointed. I asked her what was wrong and she said that this is her "normal" look before she spends 40 MINUTES uncurling her hair!?! She just happened to skip that step today. If that's just her hair time, I can only imagine how long it takes her to do all the other girly things to get ready. :eek

 

[FM99]

I think a session on potty training should be added. Specifically, going to the bathroom alone.

 

[Empty Pockets]

"How to Ask Questions During Commercials and
Be Quiet During the Program."


YES! YES! YES!!! A definate MUST!!!:lol




(Why izzit I can sense a COUNTER post by MJ or Mrs. Moose coming real soon.........?)

 

[Piccola]

Not a counter post. I'm (for once) in complete agreement with you! :lol It is one of the most annoying thing to be interrupted, ESPECIALLY while watching a good game on TV.

"How to Ask Questions During Commercials and
Be Quiet During the Program."


YES! YES! YES!!! A definate MUST!!!:lol




(Why izzit I can sense a COUNTER post by MJ or Mrs. Moose coming real soon.........?)