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A taxi driver is stuck in a major traffic jam going into
downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the
problem?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are demanding a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
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