An officer pulled this guy over for excessive speed and asked him why he didn't stop right away.
The guy asked the officer to please not give him a ticket.
The officer said, "If you can give me a good reason, I just might consider it."
The guy said, "Well I just got divorced and I thought you were the officer my wife remarried and you were trying to give her back."
The officer let him go.
The guy asked the officer to please not give him a ticket.
The officer said, "If you can give me a good reason, I just might consider it."
The guy said, "Well I just got divorced and I thought you were the officer my wife remarried and you were trying to give her back."
The officer let him go.