Scorpions.
After the pretzel incident, maybe we should have been worried about Larry's famous salsa jar full of scorpions....
Gentlemen,
Two of the more aggravating pests that are common in central Arizona are rattlesnakes and scorpions. Rattlesnakes are almost always found outside your home. Scorpions are almost always found inside your house. I can't ever remember seeing one outdoors. Despite over a half-century of close calls with scorpions, I had never been stung by one, until about a month ago.
My son Charley often has early morning football practices so I arise very early and walk down my hallway in darkness to the kitchen where I turn on the lights. Four weeks ago while walking on my carpeting, I stepped on a nail that pierced the big toe of my right foot.......or that's what I thought happened because that's what it felt like. I flipped on the nearest light switch and looked for the nail. What I found was a 2.5 inch long scorpion. I had stepped on the forward part of his body and he had driven his tail stinger right into the end of my big toe and ejected all of his venom in an attempt to get me off of his head. I picked up the nearest book and turned that little monster into a yellow stain on my white carpeting.
By the time I finished murdering that insect, my entire big toe was throbbing with the most wicked and intense pain. I went straight to my computer and with great difficulty I was able to log-on without going straight to the Ford GT Forum. I googled "scorpion stings" to see if there was anything special I should do. The answer was no, there wasn't anything to do other than endure it.
By the time I finished that five-minute research, my entire right foot felt like it was on fire. An hour later, the pain had traveled up my leg and engulfed everything to the bottom of my calf muscle. By noon, the pain had reached my knee. By dinnertime, my entire leg from mid thigh down was screaming in pain. At that time I thought, if this gets to my groin I'm in big trouble!!
Sleep that night was impossible. But at least the pain stopped traveling up my leg about 6 inches shy of reaching my balls. :willy That sting had occurred at 5:30 a.m. At 3 a.m. the next morning, the pain started to subside. By 6 a.m. the next morning, it was gone but my big toe was numb. It took several days for the feeling to return in that toe. There have been no long term effects from that sting. It did however, make for a most unpleasant day and put a major hitch in my "get along" for about 24 hours.
If you get zapped by a scorpion now.......you know what to expect. All the best.
Chip