Once upon a time


2112

Blue/white 06'
Mark II Lifetime
Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?" The Princess said NO.



....and the Pilot lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles, visited many countries, got good promotions and assignments and dated skinny big-breasted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to titty bars and dated women half his age and drank Whiskey, Beer, Tequila, Rum, did shooters and Flaming Hookers and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and chased cheerleaders, almost movie stars, barmaids and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work or on deployments, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

:biggrin:biggrin
 
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HHGT

Guest
Amen.
 

Empty Pockets

ex-GT Owner
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Oct 18, 2006
1,362
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:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl :thumbsup:thumbsup
 

soroush

Ford Gt Owner
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Aug 8, 2007
5,256
oh so you guys have heard about me! hahahahahahahahahha I just had too :)
 

soroush

Ford Gt Owner
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Aug 8, 2007
5,256
well everything is true except for drinking, the money, and the girls.....
 

2112

Blue/white 06'
Mark II Lifetime
oh so you guys have heard about me! hahahahahahahahahha I just had too :)

Wow, you are smart. :bored :biggrin


well everything is true except for drinking, the money, and the girls.....

You mean the good stuff? :confused
 

soroush

Ford Gt Owner
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Aug 8, 2007
5,256
yes I just leave the toilet seat up all the time :)
 
Aug 25, 2006
4,436
To much information Soroush

Shadowman
 

Triheart7

GT Owner
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Apr 3, 2007
2,580
Northern California
OK, that was funny!