In all of this sometimes I get a chuckle.
I'm working helping a friend get his hardware store back on line. Last week we tore everything off the floor (and consequently, much of the floor tiles) put it outside on the parking lot and washed mud off what could be salvaged and tossed everything else. We filled a dumpster with things like saws, weed eaters, wood trim that got soaked, and other stuff. Especially hard hit was things like grass seed and fertilizer. Washed off things like lawn edging.
It's a small town hardware store in which you can actually buy one bolt. The first three rows of bins of bolts and nuts are full of mud. I've been cleaning and oiling them and putting them back.
During all of this we had a water source. It wasn't clean water by any stretch (you wouldn't even think of drinking it). My friend's brother (and partner) owns an excavating company and was filling his water truck from a hydrant. Yesterday they shut off the water to the property at the meter (which was on the same line). We tried to explain to them that we'd been using it for over a week and fully understood the consequences but they wouldn't turn it back on.
Later in the afternoon, at about 1:00, a guy from the subcontractor that runs our wastewater and water system drove up. The conversation went something like this:
Him: Did you fill that tanker truck from the hydrant over there?
Me: [noting I never witnessed it being filled personally] I don't know for sure where he got it but that might be the case.
Him: You know that water is full of e-coli
Me: [looking into a pail that has brown water with leaves and other stuff in it] Yeah, and it's probably got a lot of other sh** in it too
Him: [no response from the pun] I just don't want you to get sick
Me: [I've been using this water for over a week now] I'm just cleaning bolts
If the bad stuff isn't in the water it certainly is in the mud I'm cleaning... Oh well.