Hey D33, good to see you here. As you know, I just bought one this week so am clued in to what's going on. The answer to your question is no, you cannot buy a 5k mile museum piece for your number in the current market. My next question is, do you REALLY want or need a no story low miles car? I got sucked into that low mile vacuum for awhile....well mainly because the driver grade cars priced right sell so damn fast....look at the car Howard repped this week, $200k sold within a few hours.
But after being a set of tires away from buying a 4k mile white car (good, but not perfect) for $265k....I had to stop and question did I really need to pay a premium to get the full GT experience? And honestly, a 4k mile car is still driving miles anyway, the auction queens are the sub-1k mile ones.
So does my car have stories? Yeah, two minor ones that have no bearing on how the car performs or is enjoyed. And what I paid, well it makes Howard's car look pricey....LOL.