For us Yanks to understand the Brits this might help.
Being British means:
A Working Day in the Life Of Britian
1. Your Job is working for a Franco-German company based in the UK
2. Getting into your German BMW to drive home to your flat owned by a Pakistani landlord
3. Stopping off at your favorite Irish Pub to meet some of your co-workers on work permits from Poland
4. Grabbing a couple of pints of Stella Artois and some Hawai'ian BBQ chips
5. Smoking a few American Marlboro cigarettes
5. Ending up and a local inexpensive Indian Restaurant trying to get a decent Curry
6. Using your Finish Nokia or American iPhone to call your girlfriend or check-in with Mum
7. Arriving home to sit on your Swedish furniture
8. Turning on your American Mac Powerbook
9. Having a pint of Irish Guinness
10. Watching television on your Korean Samsung television.
It's my favorite country outside the Old U.S. of A., and the best pub crawls in the world! Right N.? Where else can one get an excellent chicken club sandwich, sit outdoors, have a nice pint of Kronnenburg, and watch the eye candy walk by, and everyone speak English???