my favorit jaywalking segment,
Jay: "what is the name of our galaxy?"
walker: "ahh,ahhh I dont know"
Jay: " ok I will give you a hint, it is also the name of a candy bar"
walker: "oh,.... Mars"
:eek
"Beauty is in the eye..........?"
"...of the beer holder?"
"A house divided................?"
"...is two houses?"
"How was Korea devided"?
"In half?"
"Who won the Civil War?"
"We did."
"How long does it take the earth to go around the sun?"
"A month?"
"Who killed President Lincoln?"
(Pointing to a painting of the event) "That guy."
"When did Columbus discover America?"
"1852."
"What is the name of the building where coins are produced?"
"The coin producing building?"
I CRINGE at the thought of these people in a voting booth. Hopefully no one ever TAKES 'em to one. (And hopefully they couldn't operate the levers.)