I won the SHELL contest... lucky me!

[B O N Y]

<img style="font-weight: bold;">SHELL INTERNATIONAL LTD
SHELL FOUNDATION, NIGERIA SE1 7NA.

Dear Donation Beneficiary,

To celebrate the 7th anniversary program, the Shell Foundation Nigeria, in conjunction with some multi national Companies and other relevant bodies is giving out a yearly donation of US$400,000.00 (FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) to eight lucky recipients.

You were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$400,000.00 (FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) as charity donations/aid from the Shell Foundation Nigeria in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament.

For further information and claim, Please contact your claims agent with the below email address and quote these numbers. Winning Numbers: 1 2 26 30 40 21, Ref: 575061725, Batch: 8056490902/188 and cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 46704/08.

Contact Person: Mr. Barry Wright(RCA)
Email: barrywright08@gmail.com

Note: All winnings MUST be claimed, not later than 28 days after notification. Failure to do so will result to outright cancellation.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL. CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT AT: barrywright08@gmail.com

Signed,
Shell Promo Inc.

Copyright 2000-2008 Shell Promo International.

 

[Triheart7]

You are lucky, for sure. I won a similar promotion, from Nigeria as well. Who knew it was such a generous country?

 

[Empty Pockets]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yew dummie! I already copied down all that info & CLAIMED IT FOR MYSELF! 'Already sent off the $5K they needed to cover the taxes 'n' such onnit too! Man! Im sure gunna enjoy SPENDIN' YUR MUNNY~!

Next time I'll bet you'll be a lil' SMARTER than to post all that info on the 'net, huh!

 

[Jason's Auto Spa]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yew dummie! I already copied down all that info & CLAIMED IT FOR MYSELF! 'Already sent off the $5K they needed to cover the taxes 'n' such onnit too! Man! Im sure gunna enjoy SPENDIN' YUR MUNNY~!

Next time I'll bet you'll be a lil' SMARTER than to post all that info on the 'net, huh!

Sorry Larry, I did that ten minutes before you :slap

 

[Jones]

You guys have all the luck...

 

[Hammer]

Is that the Reverend Barry Wright (Obama's spiritual advisor), or do they mean Mr. Barry White, the shag-rug-and-fireplace-music singer?

 

[1418]

ha- they already cashed my check. I am the official winner!

 

[Pantera1]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Yew dummie! I already copied down all that info & CLAIMED IT FOR MYSELF! 'Already sent off the $5K they needed to cover the taxes 'n' such onnit too! Man! Im sure gunna enjoy SPENDIN' YUR MUNNY~!

Next time I'll bet you'll be a lil' SMARTER than to post all that info on the 'net, huh!

Empty, I think you should consider replacing George Carlin in Vegas! Too funny!!

 

[MAD IN NC]

I just got an e-mail from Capt. Frnak Bojo???? :rofl


Greetings,

I hope my message meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Captain Frank Bojo, I have some fund that we want to move out of the country. If you are interested I will furnish you with more details.But the whole process is simple and straight forward.


Kindly reach me with my private email address:capt_frankbojo1@btinternet.com

Regards
Captain Frank Bojo.

 

[Empty Pockets]

I just got an e-mail from Capt. Frnak Bojo???? :rofl


Greetings,

I hope my message meets you well. I am in need of your assistance. My name is Captain Frank Bojo, I have some fund that we want to move out of the country. If you are interested I will furnish you with more details.But the whole process is simple and straight forward.


Kindly reach me with my private email address:capt_frankbojo1@btinternet.com

Regards
Captain Frank Bojo.

He can't even spell his NAME correctly.:bored

It's BOZO, dummie! B-O-Z-O! How menny times I gotta TELL ya....:shrug

 

[Empty Pockets]

Empty, I think you should consider replacing George Carlin in Vegas! Too funny!!

Naaaaah. As it happens, I already 'gotta' partime gig w/ol' George Wallace @ The Flamingo.

But, I thank ya fer th' kind werdz anywho... :lol :cheers