Hennessey Performance Seeking Experienced Techs

[Hennessey Performance]

Due to our expanding business, we are seeking to hire 2 top level technicians (1 with Porsche experience) who have experience doing high-performance work or race preparation.

Our organization offers a unique work environment that includes 2 dynos (Dyno Dynamics AWD & Dynojet), 4-wheel alignment rack built in-ground, full fabrication department and our own 1/4 mile test track which is about 800 ft. from the shop. We plan to add a kart track to our facility in 2010.

Please send resumes to:

employment@hennesseyperformance.com

Thanks!

 

[TEXAS GT]

I just changed out the shift bezel on my GT all by myself!

I need $200,000 a year, full medical insurance (with dental of course), 401k, 4 weeks paid vacation, smoke breaks (I don't smoke but it's only fair), a company car (preferably a 1000 hp GT), employee discount (cost would be nice), all paid holidays and my birthday off.

I don't have to get my hands dirty do I?:eek



Note: The preceding was taken directly from my experience with young job applicants straight out of trade school (in other words they think they know everything but really don't know a damn thing):lol

 

[fjpikul]

Yes, but can you rebuild an engine through a tailpipe?

 

[Nardo GT]

I need more than $200K per yr but I am highly experienced at DISASSEMBLY. I can tear pretty much anything apart. References.:cheers

 

[Kingman]

Are you guys trying to tell John that this isn't the best forum to be looking for talent?? :lol

All chiefs, no braves!?

 

[BlackICE]

Well I have some experience working on FGTs.

I require an air conditioned workshop between 68F-72, relative humidity between 35 to 60%.
Fully medical coverage equal , or better, than that of the US Congress, 8 weeks vacation, 3 week sick leave
Freedom to do the job right as the 1st priority, time to completion being near last in priority.
$500/hr with a minimum of $1000/day.

The figures are for current tax rates and may be adjusted to meet future tax increases.

 

[HHGT]

Well I have some experience working on FGTs.

I require an air conditioned workshop between 68F-72, relative humidity between 35 to 60%.
Fully medical coverage equal , or better, than that of the US Congress, 8 weeks vacation, 3 week sick leave
Freedom to do the job right as the 1st priority, time to completion being near last in priority.
$500/hr with a minimum of $1000/day.

The figures are for current tax rates and may be adjusted to meet future tax increases.

You can't even wash a BMW and you want to use a screwdriver and a hammer... Geez....

 

[BlackICE]

You can't even wash a BMW and you want to use a screwdriver and a hammer... Geez....

No, need to wash BMWs, I can just bring it to your place and you will piss all over it. That good, since CA is having a drought. I can just hose off your residue when you are done.

BTW, screwdrivers are used often, but hammers very, very rarely.

 

[HHGT]

No, need to wash BMWs, I can just bring it to your place and you will piss all over it. That good, since CA is having a drought. I can just hose off your residue when you are done.

BTW, screwdrivers are used often, but hammers very, very rarely.

:rofl:rofl:rofl

At my age I'd have to stand on the roof of the car to ensure enough coverage....:willy:willy:willy

 

[BlackICE]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

At my age I'd have to stand on the roof of the car to ensure enough coverage....:willy:willy:willy

A no no to stand on the roof! That would dent the sheet metal. You better teach one of your kids to do the job for you.

 

[PeakCompletions]

HAHAHA great responses and in all seriousness good luck with the search John :Cheers

I actually had an applicant interview today and say that he wanted a job where he really didn't have to do very much... you know... since he's not 18 anymore HAHAHAHA I said in that case I have a position to fill but it doesn't really pay very much... Good Day :biggrin

 

[Thugboat]

My favorite applicant question! "How long before I can move into management since I really want to be the president of the company, like you, and not have to do very much and make enough money to own a GT and a Cobra" True story!!! Also was once offered a bribe of Nascar tickets if I would give them the job. haha

Larry