have fun and burn calories

[B O N Y]

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent 12 Calories
Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories
With your teeth 485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real 112 Calories
Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years 36 Calories
30-39 years 80 Calories
40-49 years 124 Calories
50-59 years 1,972 Calories
60-69 years 7,916 Calories
70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.. 32 Calories
In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

 

[Kirby Vieira]

Always with the info we are curious about :cheers

 

[soroush]

good info should come in handy next time I skip the gym, Ill know what to do to make up the difference:biggrin

 

[tiger 6]

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
Without her consent 2,187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands 8 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
Without an erection 3,315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Doggy Style 326 Calories

ORGASMS:
Fake 1,315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Getting up immediately 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
60-69 years 7,916 Calories

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

Results may vary!

According to your charts, I'm burning 29640 calories on the rare occasion that I might still get laid. eek

Oh well .......... at least I'm able to burn that many calories when I take my GT to V.I.R. for a track day ............ and I don't have to say "I love you " at the end of each session :banana

 

[S592R]

How many calories if your getting dressed with her husband at the door and he has a gun?

Just need that for future reference lest I have a light lunch before hand.

 

[Neilda]

I'm married therfore my calorific intake massively exceeds its output.

 

[BlackICE]

I'm married therfore my calorific intake massively exceeds its output.

That seems to be the explanation of why married men gain weight. I fall into the category.

 

[thrashdu2002]

hey bony i go to fresno a lot with my fiancee, her sister is a cop on the rich side of town.if a mexican female officer pulls you over( and theres only a couple) just say you know Thrash.

also

Italian chandelier ?? what the hell position is this one.
if you burn so many calories from sex and 4play then whats up with ron jeremy?