Triheart7
GT Owner
:lol :thumbsup:thumbsup
Judging from the references to "petrol" and "cricket stump" this could have been written by Neilda!
('Brings to mind the "for sale" ad someone posted 'round here a while ago about the guy who was selling his crotch rocket (or whatever) after finding out, "Go ahead, buy it. I don't care", evidently DIDN'T mean what he thought it did!)
Judging from the references to "petrol" and "cricket stump" this could have been written by Neilda!
('Brings to mind the "for sale" ad someone posted 'round here a while ago about the guy who was selling his crotch rocket (or whatever) after finding out, "Go ahead, buy it. I don't care", evidently DIDN'T mean what he thought it did!)
SteveA
GT Owner/B.O.D
GTNJ
GT Owner
Piccola
GT aficionado
What women want - missing section in the dictionary...
It’s not a “jerk” we look for Kayvan. It’s a manly man (think of the difference between American muscle like the GT and Sam's BMW) – basic, simple, good-looking, but a little rough around the edges. Unless I’m in the minority here, women want to be aroused on all levels and the good boys with the manicures and polite manners just don’t do it. Do you think a woman wants a soft peck on the cheek after a date or to be grabbed and kissed to the point where she loses all rational thought? We want someone who drives too fast and takes chances, is mysterious, confident, a risk-taker, good with his hands, charming, spontaneous, intelligent and accomplished, understands chivalry, yet is passionate, a little wild, and adventurous… :biggrin
Sadly, trying to find this combination may also explain why I am still single. :frown
It’s not a “jerk” we look for Kayvan. It’s a manly man (think of the difference between American muscle like the GT and Sam's BMW) – basic, simple, good-looking, but a little rough around the edges. Unless I’m in the minority here, women want to be aroused on all levels and the good boys with the manicures and polite manners just don’t do it. Do you think a woman wants a soft peck on the cheek after a date or to be grabbed and kissed to the point where she loses all rational thought? We want someone who drives too fast and takes chances, is mysterious, confident, a risk-taker, good with his hands, charming, spontaneous, intelligent and accomplished, understands chivalry, yet is passionate, a little wild, and adventurous… :biggrin
Sadly, trying to find this combination may also explain why I am still single. :frown
RPM217
2005 white/blue stripe
MJ, you and Kayvan would be the perfect couple, only you're more than 20 years old!!! (but less than 25!)
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...your sentiments sounded familiar somehow...especially your last comment...and then it hit me..."The Man Store"! (AKA "The Husband Store"):
"A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?”
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day."
:lol :cheers
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Kayvan
GT Owner
- Jul 13, 2006
- 4,782
Women need to take responsibility for this stereotype....of liking Jerks
Im convinced thats why the divorce rate is 50%....jerks are jerks