Elite Auto LLC Changes Business model


GTdrummer

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In a move revealing the further erosion of the exotic car market, Elite Autos LLC of Jonesboro Arkansas, once allegedly the largest seller of Ford GTs in the country , has now become one of the country's largest sellers of low end, high mileage cars, primarily directed at parents of college students.

In a press release, owner , Shelby "Good Guy" Smith said, "this was coming for a long time. The exotic market has inexpliably cratered ,-- in one day a once very high end Ford GT lost 30% of its value--that was it for me. Now, its small safe cars, that parents can feel feel safe at night knowing their kids are making beer runs in."

When asked why his inventory continued to have a Bugatti Veyron listed, Smith said, "that son of a bitch is never coming down."

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Planecrazy232

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Somebody's in trouble.....
 

jbyrnes

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This is great news! I just emailed the local retirement homes with the Elite Autos press release. I'm sure Mr. Smith will be happy to move them into some old Buicks or minvans.
 

shelbyelite

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May 10, 2007
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Terry just mad that he fell for my april fools day joke. Hmm....., wonder if anyones ever made a good joke about a lawyer???
 

SteveA

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Loading up on and paying cash for low mile Cobalt's HHR's and Ion's Shelby?
 

Cobrar

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Cash for Clunkers - Part 2?? :lol
 

FBA

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Shelby, one of my sons needs a Lexus 250is AWD, got any of them real cheeeeep??
 

FBA

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Terry just mad that he fell for my april fools day joke. Hmm....., wonder if anyones ever made a good joke about a lawyer???
Ya, what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
 

GTdrummer

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Ya, what do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?


A good start. Joke circa 1972
 

FBA

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Dec 5, 2010
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Yes, and you're showing ur age now. LOL That was about the only "lawyer" joke I know...
 

dmark1

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Dec 18, 2010
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Dallas
Definition of mixed emotions, a lawyer driving over a cliff in my Ford GT