"Usually my speeding tickets are for a lot more than 10-er 15 miles over."
Can you say douche bag?
What the judge should have responded with...
Bike driver: "I have a reputation to maintain."
Judge: "What, that you're a class A jerk off?"
bike driver: "I could plead insanity."
Judge: "No, you could plead that you're an @$$hole.
BTW, how do you lay down the bike that effectively in a municipal parking lot? Must take a lot of practice.:biggrin