Dear Santa

[GTJack]

Dear Santa,



My request for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and a thin body.



Please don't mix these up like you did last year.



Thanks!

 

[HiloDave]

He did it to you too, huh Jack?

 

[HHGT]

That was funny. I'm sending this to my wife's circle of female friends.

 

[SteveA]

Sam's a dead man.

 

[HHGT]

Sam's a dead man.

I've been threatened to be killed for the past 30 years. I told her a long time ago, if she can find better to let me know and I will drop her off - In the car of her choice of course.

 

[Neilda]

All I want is for my bank to stop signing their communications with me 'LOL'