Short version: All the symptoms of a dead battery....really dead. Hard to believe since there were no prior symptoms and I keep the car on a battery maintainer and use the car regularly. No radio, no gauges, no dash idiot lights, no horn. Barely enough juice to open the doors. Opened and closed the door and everything came back! Immediate engine start. Took the car out for a ride and after a three hour stop, same symptoms. Jumper wouldn't work; but by that time I didn't think the problem was the battery anyway. I removed and replaced the negative battery terminal, hoping something would reset. It didn't. Wiggled all the fuses and relays. No change. Loosened and retightened the frame ground bolt. THAT WAS IT! Everything came back. Now, this may sound like a familiar story but I filed and cleaned that connection myself two years ago. I'm now convinced that you can't file and forget about that connection. It requires maintenance every couple of years. Mine does, anywway. An anxious day with a happy ending.
Howard
Howard