That's nothing. You should see what we do with our athletes and coaches.
-My beloved Pistons just picked up Chris Webber on the cheap for about 600k after the Sixers bought him out for the final two years of his deal at $25 million. So he'll be collecting about $1 mil a month to not play basketball in Philadelphia.
-This is two years removed from us paying to get rid of the absolute cancer that is Larry Brown. We paid him $6 mil for the year and about $10 mil to go away. He went straight to the Knicks, which he denied while he was still the Pistons coach. He subsequently publicly trashed the Knicks so much that they paid him $18.5 million to go away after one year in addition to the $10 million they paid him for his one year of service. So this asshole collectes almost $45 million in two years just for being a jerk making his employers rue the day they signed him on.
-Dikembe Mutombo played 24 games in New Jersey before they waived him for a mere $30 million. He subsequently signed with the Knicks, who immediately traded him to the Bulls, where he never played a game before getting shipped to the Rockets to collect an additional paycheck there.
-The Knicks payed Shandon Anderson, a player whose career is mediocre at best, $20 million to pack his bags.
-And the undisputed King of All Unscrupulous Assholes, Alonzo Mourning. Unquestionably turned from one of the most sympathetic NBA figures into the most horrendous idiot ever seen. Long story short, signed with the Nets, realized they weren't that good, dogged it, then decides he's "injured" and openly lobbied for a trade. They trade him to Toronto, he refuses to report, the Raptors are forced to buy him out for about $10 mil. He is magically healed and signs with Miami and plays harder than ever.