Any one here knows Nigel?

[HHGT]

I got this via email. Any one knows this character?

Compliments of the season. I am writing to solicit your sponsorship of a business deal worth £10,470,000.00 Pounds Sterling belonging to a late customer of my firm that made an open-ended investments with us. Coincidentally this customer shares a common last name with you and i will need you to come forward to claim this invested sum, since there is no one coming for its claims since the investment period elapsed over a year ago. I will furnish you with the full details of how we can realise this deal itch free when you get back to me. Please only get back to me if you are interested in the deal and capable of financing its realisation. You can get back to me if you are interested on this email address: nigel.culverton@hotmail.com

 

[Kingman]

Nigel is my nom de plume. You know where to send the check big fella!

 

[Empty Pockets]

I think his cousin emailed me last week about a similar 'investment' situation. He MUSTA been some relative or another of Nigel's, 'cause I gave him your email address and 'tolt' him you might be interested should he or someone he knows become aware of another situation like that...and evidently he DID pass the word!

There's really no need to thank me...

 

[Blue Moose]

I will furnish you with the full details of how we can realise this deal itch free when you get back to me.

at least it will be "itch free". That's gotta be worth it - in the long run, of course.

 

[Neilda]

He offered me a larger penis last week.

I'm still waiting for him to get back to me.

 

[STUNTS]

I believe when filling out all the information he required it was the address to the state prison