alcohol truisms

[B O N Y]

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Trans substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[cmoody32]

+1001

 

[Empty Pockets]

"Constitutionalistically" ???????? :eek :eek :eek

Why would there ever be a NEED (much less an occasion) to use THAT word - drunk OR sober? :lol It's not even in the dickshunary. "Constitutionally"...check. "Constitutionality"...check. "Constitutionalism"...check. But "constitutionalistically"? Yewd have to BE drunk to think you need to use it inna firs' dang place! :rofl

Persnickety Pockets

 

[somelee]

"Constitutionalistically" ???????? :eek :eek :eek

Why would there ever be a NEED (much less an occasion) to use THAT word - drunk OR sober? :lol It's not even in the dickshunary. "Constitutionally"...check. "Constitutionality"...check. "Constitutionalism"...check. But "constitutionalistically"? Yewd have to BE drunk to think you need to use it inna firs' dang place! :rofl

Persnickety Pockets

be a great scrabble word if you could pull it off.

 

[somelee]

I have one to add to the list:

"I don't have anything good to add to this thread so I'm not going to reply." :cheers

 

[S592R]

How about a thread for things you would ONLY SAY drunk! :biggrin

1. You know Hillary Clinton is Hot! ...

add to your heart's desire.

:rofl

 

[skyrex]

How about a thread for things you would ONLY SAY drunk! :biggrin

1. You know Hillary Clinton is Hot! ...

add to your heart's desire.

:rofl

2. Wow...for the first time ever I find your wife attractive tonight! :eek

 

[AtomicGT]

I suspect some of these noted words and phrases are familiar to most of us through out careers??? Quite entertaining, my friend the bonymeister!


No reason to

on this one. We are all guilty, yet I am also quite sure most of us have been forgiven for anything we may have said in the past. Vegas, may not be as forgiving ???