Adult bookstore sells $128m lottery ticket


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Adult bookstore sells $128m lottery ticket - and the winner can't stay anonymous
A Michigan store that sells adult books, pornographic movies and sex toys has also sold a winning lottery ticket worth $128million.

Uptown Bookstore, in Highland Park, Michigan, sold Saturday's only winning Powerball ticket.
The winner has not yet come forward - and, under state rules, winners cannot remain anonymous when they claim their win.

The prospect of being exposed as someone who shops for adult goods is unlikely to put off the mystery winner from claiming their $128million, however.

The ticket was the only one to match all of the numbers of the jackpot - 7, 12, 23, 34, 38 and 33.
Now resident are expecting the ticket sale will boost sales at the shop.
'Maybe it's a lucky spot,' one resident observed.

Recently a Canadian couple who won $11.2million on the lottery gave it all away to friends, charities and hospitals.

Allen and Violet Large, both in their 70s, said their good fortune earlier this year had been a 'big headache' and they had decided against going on a spending spree.

'What you’ve never had, you never miss,' Violet, 78, told the Toronto Star.
She and Allen, 75, eventually decided it was better to give than receive and were totally at ease with handing over the money.

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I would have no problem admitting to buying a winning lottery ticket at a porn shop. :lol
 

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I would have no problem admitting to buying a winning lottery ticket at a porn shop. :lol

I would have no problem asking you to give it all to your friends.... buddy.
 

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I would have no problem asking you to give it all to your friends.... buddy.

first thing I would do is buy you a full tilt Motec, TT and a complete engine build. Then I could see cool videos of you making 250+ pulls in the Mile while smokin' a stogie.
 

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For $100+ million I would open my own porn shop! :)
 
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For $100+ million I would open my own porn shop! :)

Actually my line would be; Honey, I was looking into buying the store and the Return on Investment was incredible.
 

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Adult bookstore sells $128m lottery ticket - and the winner can't stay anonymous
The prospect of being exposed as someone who shops for adult goods is unlikely to put off the mystery winner from claiming their $128million, however.


Talk about 'unintended consequences'! This example is a 'DOOZEEE'!
 

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Actually my line would be; Honey, I was looking into buying the store and the Return on Investment was incredible.


'Interesting that you seem to have had that line 'at the ready', Sam!
 
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'Interesting that you seem to have had that line 'at the ready', Sam!

I am on my feet type of thinker. Its a curse....
 

Empty Pockets

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I am on my feet type of thinker. Its a curse....


'Nice DODGE! 'Ever think about becoming a (gag) politician?
 

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With $128m the guy can have live porn any time. :)
 
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'Nice DODGE! 'Ever think about becoming a (gag) politician?

In my home I am a politician - That's how I have survived for the last 29 years.
 
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Empty Pockets

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In my home I am a politician - That's how I have survived for the last 29 years.

What?! Those in your household didn't BUY that self proclaimed 'king' thing??? :eek
 

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I pass by that almost every day. It's about 4 miles from my house and it's pretty much at the corner of "wouldn't walk here alone at night" and "you're going to get raped".
 

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I pass by that almost every day. It's about 4 miles from my house and it's pretty much at the corner of "wouldn't walk here alone at night" and "you're going to get raped".
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I take it you are not the lucky winner.

I'm with Mullet for 175 million I wouldn't have a problem collecting on the ticket. However the net may be much less after taxes and divorce, in CA only about 27% would be left!
 
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Empty Pockets

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I take it you are not the lucky winner.

I'm with Mullet for 175 million I wouldn't have a problem collecting on the ticket. However the net may be much less after taxes and divorce, in CA only about 27% would be left!

If that lotto works like U.S. lottos usually do, the guy would only get a check for 1/2 the jackpot if he wanted to collect his winnings in a lump sum - AND he would have 28% of THAT taken away for taxes.

In Canada (unless this has been changed recently) - HE'D BE CUT A CHECK FOR THE WHOLE 9 YARDS AND there'd BE no taxes owed!!! Up there, when you win a jackpot YOU ACTUALLY W-I-N IT!