Love those Texas wimen....
>> Amy, a tall, blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
>>
>> One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says
>> to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
>> cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cows
>> stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here,
>> okay?"
>>
>> So the rancher leaves for the pastures.
>>
>> After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
>> the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the
>> row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the
>> one, right here."
>>
>> Terribly impressed by what he had thought was just another ditzy,
>> dumb blonde, the man asks,"Tell me little lady, how did you know this
>> is the cow to be bred?"
>>
>> "That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very
>> confidently.
>>
>> Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"She turns to walk away, and
>> with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to hang your pants
>> on...":banana :willy :banana
