Classes for Women Taught by Men


RALPHIE

GT Owner
Mar 1, 2007
7,278
Men Teaching Classes for Women
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

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By
October31, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past Neiman-Marcus, Nordstrom,
or a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.







From the Guys in the Witness Protection Program
 
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HHGT

Guest
Now that is truthfully funy
 

analogdesigner

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Nov 15, 2005
950
San Clemente, CA USA
Funny!

To be fair, I've known some that have mastered the thermostat in 1 to 2 weeks!
 

twobjshelbys

GT Owner
Jul 26, 2010
6,189
Las Vegas, NV
Funny!

To be fair, I've known some that have mastered the thermostat in 1 to 2 weeks!

Please have any of call my wife.
 

Empty Pockets

ex-GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Le Mans 2010 Supporter
Oct 18, 2006
1,362
Washington State
"Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--"

"How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program"

My hands down favorites! :lol


(I sense Mrs. Moose warming up in the background!)
 

djs

GT Owner
Mark IV Lifetime
Jun 7, 2007
2,082
#3 should read Neiman Marcus, not Wal Mart!
 

RALPHIE

GT Owner
Mar 1, 2007
7,278
#3 should read Neiman Marcus, not Wal Mart!

Corrected and Updated